Angel Raich’s Brain Tumor Jokes

Angel Raich October 31, 2009, at Stanford Hospital Recovering from major brain surgery, with many complications, as her life hangs in the balance!

Angel Raich second week of November 2009, after getting home from Stanford Hospital after almost dying again of a brain blood clot! Angel dropped weight from not being awake and not being allowed her medical cannabis in the hospital! Stanford is the first hospital who refused to allow Angel her cannabis and her vaporizer! Angel suffered greatly due to she could not take pain drugs to help her control the massive pain from this life-threatening surgery!  She is truly lucky to be alive!

Angel Raich second week of November 24, 2009, finally able to kinda crack a smile, with massive pain while trying!  I never knew smiling could cause so much pain!  Brain surgery is the most painful thing I have ever had!  It’s also the first surgery I was not sure I would survive, survive the pain without pain drugs, only using cannabis when going home, and the most life altering experience I had ever been through!  I would never want to do it again!  If the tumors grow back I could never have surgery again and because radiation failed I could never do that again either!  If the tumors grow back I am a dead warrior women! I am on bounce time so I plan to make the most of every minute!  Everyone takes life for granted and you never stop to be grateful for chewing, swallowing, and most of all being alive and on Earth! Think about it!

Written By: Angel McClary Raich

August 2009

1.)  What did the wife brain tumor say to her husband? Damn you, got me knocked up with Sextuplets!

2.)  What did one brain tumor say to the other?  You’re getting on my fucking nerve!

3.)  What did the female brain tumor say to her fiancé? You can’t bring those kids with you, this is not a package deal.!

4.)  What did the nerve say to the brain tumor?  Its bad enough you’re here, why did you have to bring wife & sis?

5.)  What did the brain say to the brain tumor?  I can’t think when you’re around, you lazy bitch!

6.)  What did the brain say to the nerve?  Why the hell did you get pregnant? Then the brain tumor said, I love that ass hole!

7.)  What did the brain tumor say during radiation?  I love getting a suntan!

I hope you got as much of a laugh as I did when I was writing them!  My brain tumor is so serious I had to find something to laugh about it! So what better way to laugh at the darn tumors themselves.  Better to laugh with me, than laugh at me!


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The Day Angel Got to Go Home After Having Major Life-Threatening Brain Surgery.  Angel Almost Died Several Times.  She Got a Brain Blood Clot on November 3, 2009, Causing Her to Almost Day the Day After Her 44 birthday, which Landed Her Back at Stanford Hospital.